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Mar
6
2015

Ten Things that Annoy Your Editor -- by Mysti Parker

Ten Things That Annoy Your Editor

By Mysti Parker

At least this editor, though I’m sure it applies to most of us. We want to help writers polish up their stories, but we also LOVE it when we get to work with writers who know their stuff. We want to get all wrapped up in your story and forget we’re editing so we can concentrate on all the big stuff like plot holes and characterization, with a little proofreading on the side. We want to be your partner in crime, not tripped up by things you ought to know already. This is a good thing for you, too, since a lot of us charge by the hour. So here are my top ten things that you should try to avoid when sending that manuscript off to your editor:

1.      Apostrophes do NOT a plural word make:  Unless it’s used to make a word possessive, don’t use them to make a word plural. If you have five furry purr boxes, you have five CATS, not CAT’S. You’d only write cat’s if you’re talking about something belonging to the cat, like the cat’s hairball. Eww.

2.      Beginning every sentence the same way: Variety, people! Readers like variety. So do editors. It makes reading much more interesting. If you’re writing “He…” “He…” “He…” to start every sentence, it sounds like you’re in labor. Gerunds are even worse: “Running through the red light…” “Tearing up my ticket…” “Texting while driving…” The problem is repetition. And repetition is noticeable. Anything noticeable in writing draws the reader from the story, and that’s the last thing you want to do.

3.      Misplaced modifiers: Janet sure was hot. Wearing a skimpy negligée, Joe drank his beer and licked his lips. Wait…what? Who’s wearing the skimpy undies? Joe or Janet? Do we really want to know? Make sure your modifiers match who they’re describing, please.

4.      Dialogue tags:

Joe said, “Whoa, Janet, you’re hot!”

Janet said, “No, I’m not.”

Joe said, “Yes, you’re much hotter than my ex-wife, maybe not as much as my last girlfriend.”

Janet said, “Where’s the baseball bat?”

When two people are conversing, keep the dialogue tags to a minimum. Once you get a nice back and forth go

ing, a few action tags/inner dialogue is all we need to keep things straight.

5.      Head-hopping: Few authors can get away with switching POV within a scene. Most can’t without it being jarring to the reader. Whose head are we in? Unless you’re really good at that omnipresent narrator who knows everyone’s inner thoughts at any time, keep us in one squishy brain per scene, please.

6.      Inconsistent tenses: Is it happening now (present tense) or did it already happen (past)? Maybe it’s all going to happen later (future tense). But it can’t happen in all those time periods at once unless we’re in some weird space-time-messed-up-continuum story. Pick one and stick with it.

7.       Commas, commas, everywhere or nowhere! Learn, where, to put, commas, please. If you have a dog cat horse pig cow and chicken, you need commas between those or you have one weird looking critter! You don’t, however, need them before a conjunction unless it’s introducing an independent clause. Don’t believe me. Go check the Purdue Owl.

8.      How’s this? And this? How about this? Treat editing rounds like drafts. Don’t email your editor about every little change. Should Tom be Tim? What if I make the car blue instead of red? Do I need a comma here? If you have a pressing question about a plot twist or something you’re trying to iron out, then contact your editor. Talk it out. Trust yourself for all those little cosmetic things. If you want a blue car for your serial killer, then give him a blue car. Call his victim Tim or Tom or Gabriella Santiago-Mercury. If your editor didn’t mention it, there’s a good chance it’s OK either way.

9.      Resistance: There are times when you won’t agree with an editor. There are times when you’re right to disagree. It’s your creation after all, but be mindful of how often and how vehemently you are opposed to changes. Depending on your publishing path, you may or may not have a lot of say in how things are edited. Either way, your editor isn’t out to hurt you. They want to help you make your story the best it can be. If you’re an indie author and you disagree with something your editor suggests, you’re in the captain’s seat. Change it if you want. If not, don’t waste time arguing. Just move on to the next suggestion.

10.  What can I do to guarantee a ton of book sales? If I knew that, I’d be rich. As would all editors. Making it big in the book business is kind of like winning the lottery. As we’ve seen with some recent successes, you don’t even have to have a superbly-written book. All the proper pieces have to be in place at the right time. An editor would have to be a psychic to know exactly what those are. All we can do is help you polish up your manuscript to be the best it can be and wish you luck as you send that baby out into the world!

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Mysti Parker is a wife, mom, author, and shameless chocoholic. She is the author of the Tallenmere standalone fantasy romance series and The Roche Hotel romantic comedy series. Her short writings have appeared in the anthologies Hearts of Tomorrow, Christmas Lites, Christmas Lites II, Christmas Lites IV, The Darwin Murders, Tasteful Murders and EveryDayFiction. Her award-winning historical romance, A Time for Everything, will be published this summer by EsKape Press.

Other writing pursuits include serving as a class mentor in Writers Village University's seven week online course, F2K. She has published one children’s book, Quentin’s Problem (as Misty Baker), with another (Fuzzy Buzzy’s Treasure) coming this spring. When she's not writing fiction, Mysti works as a freelance editor and copywriter. She also reviews books for SQ Magazine, an online specfic publication, and is the proud owner of Unwritten, a blog voted #3 for eCollegeFinder's Top Writing Blogs award. She resides in Buckner, KY with her husband and three children.

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Posted by Mysti Parker 6 Mar 2015 at 03:21
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Responses to this blog

Tylermarab 6 Mar 2015 at 09:45  
Sweet post.
Mysticat 6 Mar 2015 at 12:58  
Thanks. Have a donut.
Darkocean 7 Mar 2015 at 00:18  

Apostrophes do NOT a plural word make
Dang it, I had them in the right place and edited them wrong. Oh well half a chapter a fast re-edit. xP So, thank you bookmarking this.
Darkocean 7 Mar 2015 at 00:20  
Hans' collar (nope!) Han's collar (Yes? right?)
Darkocean 7 Mar 2015 at 00:24  
Never mind still confused you say to: Hans collar - While another website says to put it after the if the noun is singular. Mind clearing this up please? If not I'm brining the blasted apostrophe.
Scandal665 7 Mar 2015 at 05:25  
This blog is fantastic. Thanks for posting this!
Mysticat 7 Mar 2015 at 06:33  
Hey Darkocean, that's an issue of when to use apostrophes as a possessive in a singular name ending in S. We usually put the apostrophe after the s in that case. owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/621/01/

If you're talking more than one Hans, then you don't need an apostrophe at all. You'd have ten Hanses. Or filthy Hanseses in Gollum language.
Darkocean 7 Mar 2015 at 11:15  
Thank you!
Darkocean 11 Mar 2015 at 20:14  
Wonder why this blog hasn't had any more comments, it's good.
Brendon 12 Mar 2015 at 00:59  

Talespnr 12 Mar 2015 at 08:32  
All pretty basic stuff...and we all overlook our mistakes sometimes (me, mostly, because I get so caught up on all the pretty little scenerios playing out in my head while I'm writing, it's easy to overlook the grammer stuff). Thanks for reminding us to be diligent so we can be proud of what we send out there.
Incasper 17 Mar 2015 at 09:28  
Thanks for the post. I had my most recent book edited and he picked up the dialog tags as being way overdone. I'd never even thought about it. I just know I hate when I can't follow who is saying what in a scene. I do think the book is a stronger work, even though I didn't always agree with his content suggestions.
Eboney6 19 Mar 2015 at 18:23  
Thanks for the informative article. Hope I remember it all, whilst pouring my heart out on paper. Wait! Was that comma placed correctly?
Jschicke 24 Mar 2015 at 07:58  
Thanks for this, it seems to cover those annoyances quite well. For #1, I see that all the time, and it drives me crazy. As for #7, I try to put commas in a way that will keep the flow smooth, but also will keep the material clear to the reader.
Autumnwind 7 Apr 2015 at 20:19  
thanks for the tips
Chevyvibe 3 Jul 2015 at 08:28  
Great post!
Darkocean 15 Jan 2016 at 06:30  
Can you make another list? I'd like some more, when I'm not writing, I read articles. More about commas too, as I'm having trouble figuring out where to put them when it comes to incomplete causes. Thank you. <3
Doozer 23 Jan 2016 at 15:22  
Ohh , this is great. I love advice that is helpful in a funny way. the cartoon of someone pulling their hair out is very reliable.

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